Luckily on this site I have a handy tool called Akismet which identifies spam and puts it away out of sight, so I never have to deal with it. Occasionally for laughs I have a read through the spam folder anyway. Here are some recent gems:

Sharyl found enlightenment on my HP laptop rant, and helpfully pointed out some Google search terms. Funnily enough when I google '1 international plaza philadelphia pa' I don't come across my blog... Maybe it's country-dependent.
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My HP laptop discussion has proved popular among Internet friends. It was about time someone stood up and talked about the real issues.
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Bobble head figures, though an unusual name, had some insightful advice:
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Bobble heads for cars, presumably related to the previous Bobble heads (if not that would be some coincidence) must have read my mind. You now know who to call for all your comprarvan shoe needs.
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This is my favourite. I must offer my heartfelt apologies to this particular spammer for my inconvenient website glitch. He clearly didn't know what he'd signed up for.
"When I originally commented I clicked the "Notify me when new comments are added" checkbox and now each time a comment is added I get four emails with the same comment. Is there any way you can remove me from that service? Thank you!"

In fact, aforementioned afflicted spammer had this to say 2 comments previous. I'm glad he gets daily facts from my almost-monthly post updates.
"Its not my first time to pay a quick visit this site, i am browsing this site dailly and get good facts from here everyday."

My Bali travel advice is second to none, though I don't think I can help with the supply of Bali...
"Thanks , I've recently been looking for information approximately this topic for a long time and yours is the greatest I hhave found out so far. But, what in regards to the conclusion? Are you certain concerning the supply?"